Thoughts, Musings, and the Occassional Bit of Wisdom

There are certain words…

There are certain words that can strike terror into the heart of a 17 year old.

I was fortunate enough to be raised by parents who believed that guidelines and hard fast rules should be set, consequences paid for transgressions, and forgiveness given if the transgression was beyond your control. Bearing in mind the teenage brain would sometimes forget the rules and consequences would inevitably follow.

I need to provide a little family background here. For those of you who don’t know me, I have two older brothers. One is nine years older and the other nearly 12 years older than me. World War II came into the middle of this scene and Dad served overseas. I was assured that I wasn’t an accident but a planned event. At least with me, Dad didn’t have to get between pitch forks and harness straps to break up a fight as I had no one to fight with.

I didn’t have to worry about harnessing the horses to get to school, help to dig the hole to move the outhouse, or slop out the barn at the end of the day. I was old enough to remember but not old enough to participate. (Thank you Gods of Fertility!)

In comparison to my two siblings, I was a goody two shoes (so to speak). I didn’t drink during my teen years so I would be the designated driver for my friends who did. Their parents knew if their kids were with me they’d get home safely no matter what they got themselves into. (If only the parking lot at the microwave tower above Onanole could talk.)

I know you will find this hard to believe, but a 17 year old can get a little cocky. Let’s see how far we can push the envelope. Actually, it isn’t a conscious decision. Sometimes at that age we just check our brains for the day and let life unfold.

Until we were 18, we were expected to live by the house rules. For me, from about 15 to 18 minus 1 day, these included a curfew on weekends of midnight in the summer and 10:00 PM during the school year. Going out during the week was unheard of as I lived 12 miles from the nearest town where my friends lived. Most of them were farm kids rather than “townies” so there was no way they could come out and play during the week. My final two years at home were in the town site of Riding Mountain National Park called Wasagaming or as we called it Clear Lake. It was easier to pronounce. Besides, that is what the lake is called. It is well named. But, I digress.

One warm summer night, I had a rare night off from my job as manager of the bowling alley and was dating my boss’ nanny unbeknownst to him. She finished work at about 9:00 PM, we took in a movie, went to Sportsman’s Park for a burger and shake and before you know it, it’s 2:00AM! Panic sets in!

I dropped her off at her place, headed home, and tried to sneak into my bedroom. Now, there is something you need to know about my mother. When one of her brood was out, even if it was before your curfew when she went to bed, she never went to sleep. She would wait to be sure you made it safely home. Such was the case this particular evening.

One of the other rules was that if you were going to be late, call, so the folks don’t worry. Oops!

I tip toed up the stairs, made it to my bedroom door and heard the words this seventeen year old didn’t want to hear, “Bud, your son is home.”

You see, Dad didn’t bother staying awake, he knew Mom would wake him up if the phone rang or she needed to make him aware of our lateness of arrival.

The booming voice from the other side of the bedroom door could be heard calling, “WHAT TIME IS IT?”

Ok, this caused an immediate rise in the heart rate, a surge of adrenalin, and a near loosening of ones sphincter muscles.

You are now faced with a couple of choices. The first, of course, is lie and say it’s just before midnight in which case Mom would promptly tell Dad the real time and you’d be in even deeper trouble, or, tell the truth and wait for the shoe to drop.

I humbly replied “It’s 2:30” thereby hoping truthfulness would win some points.

“IT WON”T BE 2:30 TOMORROW MORNING!” then silence.

These words had an immediate effect. First, I knew I was in big trouble. Second, I knew I was going to be punished. Third, I knew I wouldn’t be getting much sleep tonight as I’d have to face Dad in the morning. So, while they slept in blissful peace, I, on the other hand spent the night tossing and turning dreading the morning.

What is the worst punishment you can give a 17 year old who likes to drive? Take away the car keys. I lost car privileges for two weeks. Not being able to drive around Clear Lake with all the windows down on our ’59 Chevy Hard Top was a blow to the ego. Not being able to pick up my girlfriend on my rare night off was an even bigger one.

However, lesson learned. I knew one thing for sure, I never again wanted to hear the phrase, “Bud, your son is home!”



0 Comments on “There are certain words…

  1. Lorraine Dixon
    August 11, 2014

    A lovely account of teenage years. Thank you Lorraine

  2. Diane Henders
    August 12, 2014

    What a great story! I grew up in rural Manitoba, too, but I was even more of a goody-two-shoes than you – I didn’t even go out drinking until I’d moved to U of M residence at 18. Wasted opportunities… *sigh* πŸ˜‰

    • Nelson - One Old Sage
      August 12, 2014

      I understand. I made up for it in later years. I have great remembrances of the UMZoo from a two week intensive management course I took at the UofM. We made some servers very happy with our generous tips. BTW, where did you grow up?

      • Diane Henders
        August 12, 2014

        On a farm a few miles north of Elm Creek, a blink-and-you’ll-miss-it town at the junction of Hwy 2 and 13. We had about 200 students in our entire K-to-12 school, so you can imagine my adjustment to the “big city” of Winnipeg… πŸ™‚

        • Nelson - One Old Sage
          August 12, 2014

          I sure can. Sort of like going from Erickson Collegiate to the bright lights of Calgary.

          • Diane Henders
            August 12, 2014

            Wow, that’s an even bigger step!

  3. littlemisswordy
    August 18, 2014

    Great story! Hope you’ve been well. I hate it when I lose track of a favorite blogger, but just realized I wasn’t “officially” following your blog. I’ve corrected that now. πŸ™‚ Hope you’ve been well. We just moved from PR to PA and are still getting settled in to the new home, etc. but it looks like we will be happy here.

    • Nelson - One Old Sage
      August 18, 2014

      Thanks so much for your kind words and the follow. I haven’t been writing much as you probably noticed but now that all my side effects have passed and my head is getting straightened out, I hope to get back into it. I’ve started the process of editing my book and that is more of a pain than I can believe.

      I love your photos and look forward to your posts.

      Good luck with the resettlement and thanks again.


      • littlemisswordy
        August 18, 2014

        I’m glad you’re feeling better. I know exactly what you mean about editing. It was my least favorite part of my book! I look forward to your completion of it so I can read it! See you soon!

  4. Eli Pacheco
    September 22, 2014

    You’re just lucky you didn’t have to answer to her parents, too! Those were the days though, weren’t they? When the worst you had to worry about was breaking curfew.

    • Nelson - One Old Sage
      September 23, 2014

      Luckily she was boarding with her boss’ family. πŸ™‚ Things were definitely much simpler then. I don’t want to be that age again but I would like to have the same sense of comfort we had back then. Thanks for dropping by.

  5. Lynette d'Arty-Cross
    November 27, 2014

    Hey Nelson! I’m back and trying to catch up with everyone. Glad to hear that you’re feeling better. I am, too, after an additional health scare and then some surgery – this stuff is just lovely, isn’t it?

    Loved your comment that “a 17-year-old can be cocky”! πŸ™‚ Good article.

    Best wishes, Lynette

    • Nelson - One Old Sage
      November 27, 2014

      It’s wonderful to hear from you. Sorry to hear about the health issues though. Surgery is never fun although it can be a good thing. I hope it’s all over now.


      • Lynette d'Arty-Cross
        December 1, 2014

        I’ll be doing a post about what’s been going on – it all does seem to be over, thankfully. πŸ™‚

  6. susielindau
    December 16, 2014

    Those are good times! Thanks for sharing!
    How are you doing Nelson? I haven’t seen you around and though I’d check up.

    • Nelson - One Old Sage
      December 16, 2014

      Thanks for checking in. I had my one year anniversary checkup today and all is well. Only 4 years to go! Woohoo! I haven’t been writing much but I have been working on my book edits a little.

      I’m happy to see things are well with you. Merry Christmas and thanks again.

      • susielindau
        December 16, 2014

        That gave me shivers! How ironic that I stopped by on your anniversary. I’m so glad to hear you are well. I am too! Merry Christmas!

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